mounting evidence suggests I am bad at flirting
Tattooed Barista says, flirtatiously, “What are you doing this weekend?”
I respond, “Breathing.”
Awkward pause.
“Cause, you know,” I say, “I haven’t…done a lot of that this week.”
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